Anonymous asked: i want to know how to make my gf squirt a lot, any ideas

Has she ever squirted before? Not all girls are capable of doing it.

If you want to try the best way is to stimulate the gspot. Use your fingers and get her really turned on by doing things that she likes (maybe kissing her neck etc. whatever turns her on). Good luck

-T

Anonymous asked: won't you post new pics of you? you're suck a lovely couple

We might, I’m trying to take a step back from the blog for a while and work on some other projects I have in mind. T says shes going to get on here more to post. I  just decided to get back on to fill up the queue because I haven’t been on in a while. If the mood hits we will snap a few photos for our followers. This tumbler will go on!

salivaclit asked: thanks for helping me get my pussy nice n wet ;)

you’re welcome :) -K

makee-me-wet-deactivated2012041 asked: i love your blog! and it makes me happy seeing you reblog all my posts!! thank youuuu

Aw thanks! They were good posts so I had to reblog. I’ll get back to you on your other ask when T is around. -K

sexoanooitetoda asked: who is here , K or T ?

K right now

Anonymous asked: T make a video ;)

LOL…look at this greyface trying to order T around. Only I can do that. Try again and say please this time. Major kudos if you can do it off anon. -K

ukblonde asked: Hi there. how do i get more followers i see your post of 3000 followers i have about 170. What do i need to do?

Well, first thing is to use the queue feature. I have mine set to post 50 pics/vids a day (so roughly 2 an hour). This way people are seeing your posts and reblogging them through out the entire day.

Second, use tags on your posts. I’m really bad at this. Usually I just tag our personal pictures. More recently I’ve been posting videos from xvideos and redtube and I’ve been tagging those. I think that’s why our follower count has jumped up so fast in the last two days or so. I feel like if I added tags to all posts I would probably gain even more followers.

Third, VARIETY. I was doing themed days for a while and I found that I was losing followers. Some of the themes were Anime, Pregnant, and Cumshots. Well we have a lot of female followers and they weren’t too big on the cumshot posts. Most people are freaked out by prego posts and only certain types of people like anime. We still post these types of posts but we mix them in with other types of porn we enjoy.

I hope this all helps :) If anyone else has any pointers feel free to submit. - K

thats-fuckinhot asked: LOL . . I was just going to reblog half of your page this morning, then I realized you had reblogged most of those pics from me! You have excellent taste!!

well thank you -K

Anonymous asked: How do I give a guy a good blowjob?

I think the main thing is to be consistant…which can be hard if you have a strong gag reflex. But even if you have to take a break make sure to keep going with your hands. I asked K and he said the deeper in your throat you can get it the better. Even if you physically cannot go that deep keep the head of the penis in your mouth and use your hand to go up and down the shaft. Don’t be afraid to ask the guy what he likes while giving him a blow job. Some guys like you to play with their balls and some don’t. Just ask. Also, pay attention to his reactions/breathing to what you are doing and that is also a big clue as well. Hope this helps.

-T

Anonymous asked: I more just wanted to tell you guys that it is a huge turn on that you reblogged a picture of my girlfriend and I, which I had submitted to another site anonymously, and that I love your blog.

Which post was it? You should send us a new submission :) -K

Anonymous asked: what are some good masturbating tips for virgin girls??pleasee?

If you are a virgin I would recommend clit masturbation.

• You can try rubbing your clit through your underwear. This is what I did when I was younger. The cotton texture against your clit is nice.
• The first time I masturbated was in the bath tub when I was younger. Fill a tub with warm water and explore yourself and see what feels good.
• If you have a shower head that comes down on a hose you can try experimenting with that for masturbation. Try different tempuratures of water and different speeds/ intensities. 
• If you have a vibrating massager in the house you can experiment with that as well (or buy a vibrator). I would only do this after you learn how to make yourself cum manually though because vibrators can be somewhat intense for first timers.

You need to figure out what makes you orgasm on your own so when you start having sex it will be easier to give tips to your partner on how to help you reach climax. Hopes this helps! :)

-T

Anonymous asked: do you have any favorite videos of eatin out. im horny if you havent noticed. keep up the good work on the bloggin! love it.

I don’t have any favorite videos so I just added gifs. 

I like to be ate out and fingered at the same time. It is fucking amazing. Also I like my clit to be sucked on a bit. 

-T

intraspace asked: Nice cumshots!! A lot of them... OMG!!!

I’m glad you liked them. Again we lost followers that I’m assuming were offended :(  It doesn’t make sense because I post cumshot, hentai, and pregnant pictures on a regular basis and we didn’t lose followers before…We’ve decided to quit doing the daily themes for the time being and just stick to our regular gig of posting a variety of dirty pictures that turn us on. -K

Anonymous asked: Cumshot theme! Please.

Sounds like a good idea, who else is down for a cumshot theme? I’ll get on it tomorrow evening after work :) Peeps get excited! If anyone wants to help start it out with some submissions send them here ->http://all-kinds-of-dirty.tumblr.com/submit. More suggestions/requests? send them here ->http://all-kinds-of-dirty.tumblr.com/ask Thanks! -K

Anonymous asked: what's with all the naked pregnant people?

It’s the theme for the moment. I’ve been on a theme kick recently. I did camping sex a week ago. Did Hentai a few days ago. Public and outdoor sex was yesterday and today I was in the mood for some pregnant women. I think soon I’ll do a MILF theme or maybe pig tails…or maybe red heads. Who knows, maybe T will pick out the next theme -K

Suggestions or thoughts ->http://all-kinds-of-dirty.tumblr.com/ask